so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo
Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
don’t treat your followers like fans you’re literally a kid with a blog calm down
- Me watching 99% of anime: That voice sounds familiar
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
wwhere is grambnda going???? help her